XI: Invo_RT, please tell me about the infrastructure in your city.

ME: [Uncontrollable Trump impression] Not good! Very bad! But I’ll keep using that garbage. [Standing up aggressively] Please President Xi, send Chengdu J-20 multirole stealth aircraft. My people yearn for freedom. [Now on top of the table] Unlimited genocide on the first world!

Bio: “Lifelong conservative, now an independent. Pro-immigration, pro-free trade. Jewish. Furry. Aquascaper. Elections forecaster. I hate leftists and MAGA.”

The furry community disavows.

I’m definitely NOT MAD 😡 that I wasn’t part of the US normal people delegation to meet Xi.