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idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]

idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net
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Everybody jealous of my 100 house plants

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Fans are so weird and afraid. I get why, this is their community, and they have no self-esteem. Second hand cringe though. Grow some balls. Use your massive horse balls to form your own opinion. It will be fine.

I have watched this dude in the past before it became undeniable what a freak they were. The signs were always there, obviously, his main schtick is cringe af, but trash movie analysis is my junk food and his vids were passable sometimes.

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Wanting to belong just shortcuts people’s brains. Absolute boomer logic. I too would love to just be a cog in the machine. I love the idea of all working together to settle Mars, Expanse style, except the way I’d do it would be to bring back Soviet style communism (Red Planet huehuehuehue).

Difference is, I still actually don’t want to society to suck and be shit, and for these 20 something boomers, they just don’t give a fuck. They love slavery so long as it is part of their identity. Imperialism is fine, because it is people who look like me who are doing it. Even though it is Coca Cola and Nestle and the oil companies that are the ones who reap the benefits.

Same thing with organised religion. People literally could not give a fuck if it makes sense, or if it makes their lives worse, or if it used as a cudgel to bludgeon the poor unfortunates that fall outside the pre-defined good group. They don’t care if it serves archaic power structures, and even do not give a fuck when it is arbitrarily used against them. They just pick an identity (or more accurately have one randomly assigned to them by the circumstances of their birth), and then they go with it. Pure vibes.

So yeah not in the least bit surprised that the army brought these people “back into the fold”

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source: I pulled it out of my ass. I fingered my ass until it began to leak, and then I scrawled my “findings” on a page and published them. Here. On Twitter.

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Hexbears only eat food cubes

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I don’t know how doctors and scientists etc ever discover these things because when I ever go to the doctor no matter what it is they say go fuck myself. Sometimes they hit me and spit on me on my way out as well. Do we just sometimes get lucky and a hobby biologist gets sick and swabs themself or what.

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maybe someone can ghost write an autobiography for him while he’s in jail, they could call it something catchy like My Struggle

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I assume chuds are the people who would screech at her for being fat

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I swear to god there is a really niche term like carpanfliers or something

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