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I think I dance like Shepherd in Mass Effect

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Anybody else cursed with this affliction?

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itappearsthat@hexbear.net
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yes however I fixed it and am good at dancing now. I wish I could tell you how this happened but unfortunately it just did, the music makes my body want to move some kind of way and it does, and people say it looks good. I guess I went to one of those modern dancercise places a bunch of times with a friend (basically night club type environment in the middle of the day where you dance hard to music with a bunch of people) so that probably helped

anyway there’s nothing wrong with shepherd dancing. it is the dance of every tall awkard person who shuffles back and forth near the perimeter of the dance floor with a drink in their hand and a generically contented smile on their face. these dancers are a necessary component of every gathering and the vibe would be off without them

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LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Cop dance

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