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halyk.the.red

halykthered@lemmy.ml
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There’s a home remedy to prevent it from spreading to you.

Take three quarts of diesel fuel, pour it through a coffee filter. Carefully dispose of the filter as it now has absorbed all the toxic elements of the fuel. In a sauce pan, add the fuel and mix in two scoops of your favorite protien powder. Whisk until smooth, breaking up all the clumps. Over an open flame, bring the mixture to a boil. Once cooled, drink the mixture at 9:11 AM or before church, whichever comes first.

My cousin says he does this weekly and has no woke mind virus.

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You can try to see how far you can skip it on a lake or pond.

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What a garbage article. It makes it seem like the consequences of Israel’s genocide is actually a masterful gambit of Iran using militia groups to tighten a noose on Israel. It fails to mention the genocide at all. Also the way it weaves in the threat of war with China, and hints at nuclear war, is peak fearmongering and sabrerattling. I figured Forbes would be a shitty source, and I was not surprised.

The whole article is based on saying that war is unavoidable, but also fails to mention that those same Iranian backed militias have all said they would cease aggression if the genocide stopped. Israel’s commitment to this genocide is the only thing that guarantees further war.

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More snacks and projection than a drive-in movie theater.

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My work stands on it’s own two legs. Their work doesn’t affect my paycheck. If their laziness impacts me, I will not stay silent about it at all. Other than that, I’m punching my clock and focusing on what I need to.

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Can you imagine the blood in the streets if americans couldn’t get their chicken nuggets? No more coors light? I think it’s an american-centric line of thought to believe that other countries would revolt over losing their little treats like the US would.

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There’s a pest control salesman who goes door to door every year, who I can’t stand. Not only does he say outright incorrect things, but he can’t take no for an answer. Every polite refusal turns into, “You know what, we can knock 80 bucks off that right now” or “How about we just make the first month free.”

Next time he comes knocking, I’m going to be immediately upfront. I’m not interested in paying money to spray poison, that will end up in the canal and the river, to kill bugs that birds and frogs and bats could be eating.

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My cousin’s friend says that he might have seen a comment on an article saying there was a hamas behind the car, so it’s justified.

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