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fossilesque
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A lazy cat in human skin, an eldritch being borne of the '90s.
Empirically, well…
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_incredulity?wprov=sfla1
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question?wprov=sfla1
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc?wprov=sfla1
Some theories on the author:
- It’s literally a child.
- TBI
- It’s the Midwest boomer that huffed lines of lead paint, stuck in the town he was born in.
- They live a very safe and comfortable life, to the envy of us all (see above).
- Florida
- Those must be some really good uppers (drugs)
- The author is doing drugs in Florida.
- It’s the long awaited results of Ivermectin Self Trials, stages 1-3 (FL assumed)
- It’s a hedge fund manager for the Church of Latter Day Saints
- It’s literally a Republican Congressman
stuffing precious lobby money in it’s pocketsiescampaigning. - It’s that girl from HS that really likes horses
- It’s literally the Whitehouse Press Secretary.
- It’s the protagonist in a Newbury awarded coming of age novel.
- 3 words: unironic truck nuts
- They work for Rupert Murdoch.
- It’s that dude with the fucked vibes that buys all of that junk embossed with The Punisher logo, and you don’t know why but you can only assume he’s a cop
- It’s 5head transcendental dry humour.
- It’s a neoclassical Economics professor
- Good old fashioned racism!!
- It’s a self aware bot, the harbinger of the singularity.
- We can assume it’s their kink.
- They self identify as libertarian (see above)
Some kind of unchecked antisocial personality disorder that will lead to dark consequencesAffluenza.- They love the taste of rubber and smell of Elon’s signature Musk.
- They’re doing a shitty job at a character study of Randy Marsh
- It’s a sexy uncensored GPT bot
- It’s your average Onnit connoisseur
- It’s the little old lady that relies on her late husband pension and repeatedly falls for Indian call centre scams.
- It’s that regular that comes into your shitty part time gig.
- Have you ever wondered who are the people that actually wind up being active members in prosperity gospel megachurches?
- Cargo Cults: NFTs Remixed & Reha$hed - Pt. 2 Electric Boogaloo
- They just really don’t give a shit about the third world because we obviously live in a meritocracy.
- It’s that kid that won’t shut up about Bitcoin and the IMF.
33 points
Once Discord embraces enshittification, we will meet again. :)
you guys would like train memes.