Yeah everyone already knows this, execs aren’t dumb, they just wanted to use it to quietly lay off people.

Anyone who cared would already be off Twitter.

Don’t forget that he was born as James Donald Bowman, and JD Vance is his preferred name.

Keep that in mind when he attacks people with preferred names and deadnames trans folks.

I’ve never had an issue with any of the changes Facebook has made over the past 5 years.

That’s because I haven’t used facebook at all.

Just use the right ublock filter to get past these silly anti adblocks

It’s just a vending machine, the company just wanted to make it sound more exotic than it was.

Its not an ATM because I can’t deposit my own salmon fillet and look up my salmon balance.

Meanwhile the dog is bragging to their dog friends that they’ve successfully trained their human to give out snacks for pizzas as well.

“you don’t have to wait for humans to bring drugs, they almost never do that, I get so many more treats when I train my human on pizza!”

Marge your new gardener is so nosy, he keeps turning to look into my windows while trimming your hedges. Can you have a word with him. John.

TV schedule

Google TV schedule

Google show me today’s TV schedule

They should do it like live shows/plays/musicals.

Doors close at the agreed upon time. You arrive late, you wait outside until the end of the act/bit or the intermission.

Yeah reddit is already a tiny bit of an echo chamber (tech savvy, frequently online folks). Lemmy is worse (every other post is "big tech bad, Linux good, privacy ftw). Not that these are necessarily bad things, they’re just not representative of the general population.