When you have a whole bunch of dishes to do and you don’t want to do them? Hegelian Dialectic.

smoke a bowl of salvia, that always helps me

I upvoted the content because it made me cum

It’s okay if you want to fuck the bunny cop, comrades.

What if I’m a pothead AND an alcoholic at the same time?

The gods of this world must be capricious, cruel, and constantly laughing at us.

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I’ll never forget him. He was a great storyteller, very charismatic, and fucking smart without being a dick about it.