The Union Jack appears as the canton of the “Grand Union Flag”.

If you can’t make your point without resorting to insincere sarcasm, then you never had a point to begin with.

Also flown are the pre-statehood flags of the Republic of Texas and the California Republic, as well as US flags that predate the present Constitution.

Computer, reformat EMH holomatrix to factory defaults. Authorization Janeway Pi-1234

I’m confused as to which prison system(s) they’re referring. On the one hand, they quote the Federal Bureau of Prisons, but on the other hand it sounds a lot like the conditions they’re reporting on are in particular states’ prisons.

I’m going with the UT malfunction because it handily explains Picard’s use of “merde”.