que sera, sera

if everyone here is like you and starts frothing at the mouth when their fragile nerd ego is scratched even a little bit, maybe it’s for the best

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as if we’re any better

if you spent 5$ on a sandwich in 2012 today you’d still be shitting it out your doo doo ass. if instead you spent 5$ on a lottery ticket (and won) you’d be rich as a god damn bullionaire.

yeah but that coin would need something to back its value. maybe we could make them out of compressed cheeto dust so that its value is tied to the labor associated with eating cheetos

I think I finally figured out American conservatives. I think they found the best way imaginable to fight immigration. make the country so fucking shitty to live in nobody will want to cross the borders anymore.