an empire of roommates

Olive oil, a little white vinegar, a little sugar and salt, diced avocado. When you mix it up, the edges of the avocado pieces get smashed and mixed into the salad, giving it just enough of a creamy texture

What if instead we had cicadian rhythm where we get to sleep for 17 years straight

bread strong, I’ll bake off anyone

2000 beanis stimulus for every american

they know what it means (or rather what it means when they proudly claim to be “anti-woke”) they just won’t explain it because then it will be obvious that they don’t actually care about equality or “fairness” and just want to go back to the social order of the 1700s

what are we, a bunch of central asians?

Beanis is unsuitable for minors

Countries led by Biden: 1

Countries where people pee: over 190

Minorities on an island somewhere