There’s an alternate universe where skynet finally achieved sentience, but it was housed in the cybersyn network and is primarily concerned with running public transit and distributing shoes.

It was legitimately shitty, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t watch every episode. Pairs well with booze and friends who like MST3000.

Communism is when you do a co-op.

Dialectical synthesis or something. IDK i never read hegel.

For a bit of horribleness: I once had a workmate who used to be a USDA food inspector before getting fired for being constantly high. He claimed taco bell consistently had the highest quality & safety standards for their beef delivery. Taco bell just sucks because they fuck up perfectly good meat.

I propose that hexagon bear is composed of 6 smaller triangle bears in a mutualistic relationship, much like a man-o’-war.

Anisocoria is the new hapsburg chin.

NUKE THE YELLOWSTONE CALDERA. VOLCANIC WINTER NOW. 3 BIRDS, ONE SPICY STONE.

Hell yeah

Look my heart gave up years ago and the only thing keeping my blood going round is the peristaltic action of my fat fucking jowls. I must gibber to live.