I already know I’d do it too.

Goddamn, how the fuck is it possible to be that privileged? If that’s true that would have to be the shittiest, most awkward conversation possible.

“Whoa dude! I saw you opening up those beans! Great cosplay! DayZ right?”

Fucking amazing

This “bomb” is completely incapable of exploding, even if you took the initiative to light it on fire yourself.

That is just the idea of a bomb. This is a simulacra of a threat. Cici n’est pas une bombe.

@UlyssesT@hexbear.net woulda had a field day with this guy.

Unga Bunga is racist because of this shit.

The phrase has a long history as a racist dogwhistle, and is deeply tied with “Race Science” horseshit.

Lmao, I’ve been meaning to write a shitpost about the wonders of hobby tunneling for a month now.

The time of the surface is over. Let it slumber, rewild. We shall become the kobolds we were always meant to be.

O7 to our brainworm biowarfare division

Uh oh! Spagladios!

As the conversation drags on, be sure to gradually shift your pronunciation of Rifle into Waifu.

:antelope-popcorn: Oh no, who could have foreseen this?