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Zoift [he/him]

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“I have no mouth and i must scream” is a dramatization of the creation of the first peep.

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Fuck that, embrace modernity

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I nominate this one.

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What if we h*rnypost about Stalin?

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You are, of course, welcome.

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Something like this

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Fuck. I can never get timestamps to work. 1m50s in

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Horny people are just orgone kulaks hoarding all the elan vital. The Volcel Vanguard is too kind if anything.

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Yeah, turns out you can’t run a society on cocaine alone.

You need ket or benzos to take the edge off the comedown, but that wasn’t discovered until 1999. When the government banned 'ludes shit got weird til they invented replacements.

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