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you simpsons them! make them pink again or so help me

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That’s fair, but I feel like the intended experience is everyone being flummoxed by this or that specific passage, to the point that it has gained iconic status. Being flummoxed by your own personally generated weird passage just hasn’t got the community, ya know?

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The other day, a lady told me that she asked the “all knowing entity” (her words, not mine) where the winning Mega-millions ticket was purchased. She enthusiastically informed me that the winner was someone in Minnesota.

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At a guess; Elon has to play ball with authorities in China, or he looses a huge market for his cars. So, as far as chuds are concerned, this means Musk might as well be a communist and Trump needs to be made aware of this.

Stir in a few spicy rumors and whack theories, let steep in a guy who feels a bit guilty for being part of a war crime, and wamo, yer looking up cyber trucks on rental apps.

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China has anti-grav tech but also when it’s time to do surveillance they just use a ding-dang ol’ free-floating balloon

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Is it weird that i find him more off putting when he’s not grey and lacking scales?

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I agree, though I wonder if at the time there was concern that failing to align with US client states would jeopardize foreign investment.

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we don’t even manufacture them here, US firms just do the preliminary R&D. All the actual bulk manufacture is in Taiwan. So the chips are themselves are imports.

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I have finally played Deltarune

But alas, now I have no more Deltarune to play

luckily I have all these great emots to use now

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A few months ago I applied to work for X and noted on my resume that I was retired and didn’t require any salary

Going, hat in hand, to king bazinga to ask him for work. Not pay, just work.

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