Disembowel grandma so the green line we pretend is real will go up again.

Artificial intelligence has nothing on my natural stupidity.

Definitely reschedule any hot air balloon tours. I don’t think even those are safe.

That’s a tame wish.

I realized this today. This is it man, it’s not getting any better. The best I can hope for is some day the nerds at the pharmaceutical corporations will make a pill that makes you think you’ve been fishing all day. But until then, it’s just shit piled on shit, served with a heaping side of shit.

Yeah, but you get to see some funny animal videos every once in a while, so I guess there’s that?

Same. I dont want to do anything anymore.

They’ve poisoned alcohol during prohibition for the same reason. I don’t see why they wouldn’t try it again.

I’m a cis-het man with a mustache and I get called ma’am all the time. I agree, that shit Is frustrating.

Sometimes I’m tempted to. Her exhaust calls to me some nights. In the morning before I drive her, I sensually run my fingers along her alternator .