At least no people were killed.

:dorner:

That’s Mister Information, father of Miss Information

Not nearly enough ads plastered all over the place.

And it’s not as if the Federation doesn’t end up indirectly influencing Ferengi politics. By the end of DS9 the Grand Nagus is a Ferengi who, at the encouragement of Starfleet officers, had unionized and lead a strike against poor working conditions at the local bar in which he worked. He directly quoted Marx right to his brother’s face, even. A species that literally started out as a metaphor for capitalism and their leader ends up further to the left than any US president lmao.

Not to mention due his mother’s influence, :quark: females were finally allowed to wear clothes and go into business for themselves.

About an hour later and just blocks away, police responded to a shooting incident as people were still leaving from the downtown area after the end of the parade and formal celebrations. Thomas said investigators believe the shooting is “completely unassociated” with the parade or previous incident.

Why the fuck even mention something completely unrelated? “A cop gets run over by a firetruck. Three hours later and 5 miles away, someone who didn’t even know there was a parade took a huge runny shit.”

The absolute fucking nerve of saying this shit after busting the railroad strike.

At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus.

It comes from Star Trek, and it means

and there’s a billionaire on board lmao.

Harding holds three Guinness World Records:

• 2021 - Greatest Duration Spent At Full Ocean Depth

Good news, he’s about to break that record again!