I already did. It’s an amalgamation of a bunch, but basically you worship siphonophores and live like commies hoping to be reincarnated as one. My friend’s siphonophore Jesus.

I love to dance when the music is only in my head.

Delicious

The realest. Fuck binary gender and the patriarchy.

Oh no! I’m not doing child labor!

I still hope to be friends with them, but that’s definitely an aspect I don’t vibe with. I thought about appealing my ban much later, getting socially desperate, but honestly there’s not much to miss.

I had friends years ago, but recently all of them were more from my ex.

More accurately, I posted a ton of commie memes, and then got banned for posting hilarious 9/11 memes and defending them. Then I successfully appealed and got banned on October 7 because the mod was a liberal Zionist who didn’t want me saying based stuff related. I actually got into an argument with my ex over that because no one’s allowed to criticize their friends.

Too real I had some social life during school with my gf, but we broke up and school ended, and now I just have my family (and they’re annoying) and online commies. I also move through online spaces, including getting banned from a discord of people I know irl for saying death to “amerikkka.” There’s got to be lonely people in the real world, right? It seems like everyone’s either siloed into their friend groups or given up and terminally online. Someone out there has to be interested in my philosophical ranting, right?