You kids need to quit having fun.

I’ve been to Youngstown (far east OH) and it felt Midwestern. Are you talking SE OH?

Oh hey I’ve been to Wheeling, WV and that also felt Midwestern. So to me Ohio = Midwest.

They’re Texas leftovers and Texas is very much south.

Meatloaf!

Mom is cool, super accepting. My dad is a weirdo trumper. My MIL is also accepting of many but is a bit racist and not yet accepting of trans folks.

All the grands were worse. The surviving one isn’t overtly so but is passive aggressive about it, so better than my dad at least.

Cannibalistic humanoid, underground dwelling

All pecs all the time is the only thing I can think of.

If you want to be particularly manly I’d say go for the cobra muscles (lats, traps, delts) and everyone loves a good butt so don’t skip leg day.

Nobody is “above” technician work.

Google keyboard before they went all in on machine learning for spelling and grammar. It was freaky good at correction, then immediately fell off a cliff. It still replaces my son’s name, which I type multiple times a day, with a less common name even when I type it correctly. I’ve removed the wrong name from the dictionary but no dice, still gets it wrong.

My app only says “dicot” so now that’s what I call all plants.