User's banner
Avatar

PaX [comrade/them, they/them]

PaX@hexbear.net
Joined
129 posts • 3K comments

Very tired nerd who doesn’t know how to speak correctly

Ask me about floppa, Plan 9, or computer architecture or anything computers really (if you want)

The only zoomer qualified to operate an RBMK reactor

:cat-vibing:

If I don’t reply to you it’s probably cuz I’m too tired, sorry :(

Direct message

bump volcel police

permalink
report
reply

Is called nitter, open-source front-end for twitter

Working instances are rare now cuz of the API changes, I use xcancel.com

Avoid nitter.poast.org, it’s run by turbo-reactionaries

permalink
report
parent
reply

Wish I could just be normal

Feel like shit, start playing Minecraft with friends of a friend on their modded server, get a little too excited and hyperfocused and stay up for 24 hrs designing the perfect Stargate control program with RC4* stream cipher-based challenge-response authentication scheme for unlocking the iris (had to design my own iris cuz there’s none in the mod) from scratch, feel even worse the next day as a result of this

Sometimes it’s like a superpower but mainly it’s a curse

Ah, well, nevertheless

*I know, I know, but RC4 is goated for being so easy to implement. Also if someone breaks in** by applying those related-key attacks literally in , they deserve to get in and be my friend if they want even

**No one will, no one cares

permalink
report
reply

I have no idea tbh, I was never into image boards

I guess the format attracts certain types of posters who already have that in them

And moderators obviously doing nothing about it lol

permalink
report
parent
reply

I wasn’t expecting to want to make a reply or be friends with someone there but they were talking about computer architecture nerd stuff I like and they seemed so sweet and lonely :(

It just happened okay lol

Sometimes I am attracted to ideas of people I create in my head based upon posts on the internet

permalink
report
parent
reply

Been feeling bad, haven’t been meeting my posting quota

I hope I don’t lose my job at the Hexbear-Russian-Chinese-Iranian-Venezuelan post farm :(

permalink
report
reply