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Marxism is when you are poor, and the poorer you are, the more Marxist you are. Sorry, I don’t make the rules
Explaining societal collapse to an American: Imagine a burger
E. Full on show trial. One poster, one upbear. This is the principle that we have held dear since the foundation of Chapo.chat in the dim reaches of antiquity
Hey, have you ever noticed how people throw around these big words like “fascism” and “Social-Democracy”? I mean, who came up with these names anyway? It’s like they were playing a game of Scrabble and just decided to throw a bunch of letters together!
So, apparently, fascism is not just about tanks and military stuff. No, no, it’s like the cool kids’ club for the bourgeoisie. You know, those fancy folks who have all the money and power? Yeah, they’ve got this “fighting organization,” like a secret club with matching jackets or something. And get this, they need the active support of Social-Democracy.
Social-Democracy, now that’s a mouthful, isn’t it? It’s like if democracy and socialism had a baby, but they were only moderate parents. So, picture this: fascism is like the wild, rowdy sibling, and Social-Democracy is the one who’s trying to keep the peace and make sure no one breaks anything. But guess what? They’re secretly on the same team!
It’s like having a superhero and their sidekick, but the sidekick is actually the one keeping the superhero in check. Can you imagine Batman going all out, and Robin’s just like, “Whoa, slow down there, buddy. Let’s not destroy the whole city!” That’s Social-Democracy for you.
So, in this crazy world of politics, they’re saying that the bourgeoisie’s “fighting organization” can’t really win battles or run the show without Social-Democracy cheering them on. It’s like a tag team match where one guy does all the heavy lifting, and the other guy just stands on the sidelines, nodding like, “Yeah, you got this!”
I don’t know about you, but I’ve never thought of politics as a game of tug-of-war between fancy clubs and their moderate pals. It’s like the grown-up version of kids on the playground. “I’ll be the dictator, and you can be the reasonable mediator, deal?”
But hey, what do I know? I’m just a guy who can’t even figure out how to program my VCR. Yeah, remember those? So next time you hear these big words being thrown around, just remember, it’s like a secret club with a responsible sidekick. And isn’t that what life’s all about?
Some are calling her the most normal and least bloodthirsty Israeli of all time
Just going to sum up the responses thus far
Elizabeth Warren is a CIA op to make white women look bad and help ignite a race war.
It’s precisely because the norms demarcating gender are so arbitrary that they must be policed so ruthlessly
CMV: Discord is a terrible platform for community discussions and basically a regression to an AOL chatroom
