Yeah, I was definitely a peeker. I was also the fat kid who had two friends, so I didn’t get chosen as the thumb kid or the goose or whatever other childhood games that were basically popularity contests

If they were working in good faith, they could win. But that’s not the case soooo

Something just ravaged our bakery a couple weeks ago, and my boss, who is super paranoid about COVID refused to believe it was the new variant because NPR said the new variant got off on the wrong exit and isn’t here yet

Most liberals say you can’t vote him out because the seat would just turn red. They’ve admitted defeat before even discussing strategy.

No, they were trying to see who the cheaters were.

That’s when you open all the doors to the truck, leave the keys on the seat and just walk away.

I’m not gonna get my… SHOT!

Welp, did they try being rich? Shoulda thought about that.

Except this time, they don’t even have a daddy to rally around. They won’t even get anywhere near the same mileage with this one. The media doesn’t care outside of liberal editorials

And the Mueller report. The fact that nothing came of that and libs still cling to it hurts my head.