Hilarious how they spend several paragraphs scaremongering about communism,

“Of course, young people in the U.K. who support socialism (and even communism) have never lived in a world with widespread socialism and the misery it created.”

but they don’t even remark on the 19% of respondents declaring for fascism

A fast food chain here in Copenhagen put a whole grain banh mi on the menu

traded my soul to the Devil for a magic talisman that tells me to kill myself

and then became convinced his cognitive dissonance was a superpower.

Is this like when wooks experience empathy for the first time on molly and decide that they’re indigo star-child empaths with psychic powers?

“socialist governments always run out of other people’s piss and I’m a big pissbaby so we need free piss capitalism” - this guy, presumably

DPRK-pop reality show would go hard. Send 10 south Korean idols to a NK music school and send 10 NK singers to a SK idol-farm and see who has the better experience

Once they’ve gorged on grey matter the brain worms known as Taenia solium kennediae bore their way out of the body to begin their cocooning phase. This has to happen through the skull, so the worms have an ingenious solution to a hard problem; they emit a subsonic hum that drives nearby susceptible persons to fire any firearm in their possession at the hosts head, creating openings for the grown worms. These unwilling midwives are commonly known as Paratsies. While this is a risky strategy, it also has the advantage of concealing the parasites from detection.

Corey Comprador got got by Tommy Crooks, see?

If those Ultras could read, they’d be very upset with you