… but… but all the young padawans are dead, sir…

Uhh the left one, obviously

And what lesson does this teach us?

If you’re going to Coruscant to train as a Jedi and there is an engagement party, you’re probably gonna have a bad time.

Just like if you pizza when you are supposed to French fry

Don’t trip and fall on any dicks in the parking lot!

And “gigolo.”

I just made everyone around me concerned with how much I laughed at that

You son of a removed, I’m in

I’m a parent, and I sponsor this message.

Right?! This was just a low-effort repost to get some laughs. It actually ended up making me laugh hard today with how ridiculous it’s gotten.