The bowtie in his fannypack is what makes me think it’s a bit, but damn if I’m not gonna read it every time.

This is true in the Flinstonian sense where every automobile or train is powered by a hole in the floor where you push it.

let the GOP self-destruct

I’ve been hearing this since 2011.

Selling their agenda to the moderate wing of their own party.

We would still all get together for the Winter solstice blota to sacrifice to the gods.

Wrong. A toddler could probably get a business degree.

I took Debate class before university. Very Anglo.

Okay so the normal amount then.

It’s not meant for that. It’s literally just corporations trying to pry the most clickable title possible out of a story.

This is the pro-fracking guy. This isn’t a surprise!