Ilive in a part of Florida where public transit isn’t really a thing, so learning how to ride

IN FLORIDA ONLY UNTOUCHABLES USE PUBLIC TRANSIT AND LEARNING HOW TO RIDE LIKE A POOR IS HARD

It’s a wonderful life

This old man in front of me at the pharmacy is absolutely feeling himself dancing to the christmas tunes.

No doubt this king’s got a tramadol script waiting for him

Misread, probably because my mind was lusting for it.

Calling him a car manufacturer feels wrong. It’d be one thing if he made actual cars (fuck cars of course) but he makes glorified alienwares

That’s how Ford died lmao?

*this poll was taken in The Economist’s London headquarters

I understand, it can be useful for some people, I can totally see the benefits

Btw just stand right here for a second

, I comment as this man’s pestilence directly impacts my life more than most.

I mean it’s not even a physical button so it might as well be a gesture