i’m chilling on tumblr and hear about the shooting. its 50% people being sad that the shooter missed and 50% being like “nooooo this is such a propaganda W for him, he’s gonna win now :(”

so obviously i have to immediately get out of bed and sprint to hexbear, where i know you nerds will have the correct take on this shooting - its fucking hilarious

literally a few weeks ago at a work event we all drove off site to get macdonalds. they each spent over €10. for fucking macdonalds. i literally walked across the street to the corner store to get a drink for €1 and then waited until after work to go spend the same money at an actual nice indie joint for more and better food.

the same with taco bell and all the rest. you can get more for cheaper a bunch of other places, and the big brands are coasting off of their names (and driving those brands into the ground to squeeze out profits, as a capitalist will do).

incidentally, thanks american brands, for coming to my country and strangling everything else we ever had!!!

i spent highschool trying desperately to be attracted to men

so dear god yes

like legit what does she get out of this? it seems like an awful trade deal. she gives up a perfectly pleasant night to herself doing shit she cares about and in exchange she gets to spend $80 on drinks/transport/etc for no reason.

or my long distance friend: he loses a nice night relaxxing and playing video games, and replaces it with video games but Worse because you’re constantly worrying about Conversing Correctly and you can’t quite breathe or relax for 5 hours.

i feel like i’m a fucking alien for not getting this lmao

i got invited to a night out :/

i haven’t seen this friend in like 6 months and she’s reached out (which i literally never do) and i feel like i Have To Go, in the same way that i Have To talk to my closest friend on discord about once a month despite the fact that i never want to. i feel like theres something fucking busted in my instincts as a member of a social species. But my grandma made me promise when i left home that i would try to have friends, so for the last 5 years i’ve been putting in some (usually minimal) effort but god i always fucking dread it, like this invitation has ruined my day. but we do what we have to.

i just wish i understood why the prospect of occasionally interacting with one of the few people i know makes me feel nauseous despite the fact that we are literally an animal specifically evolved to be friends with eachother wtf

AND its going to cost like a day’s wages fml

> early morning

> looks inside

> midway through the workday

“china wants to take over the west philippine sea - i mean, obviously china wants to take over the world, but right now its the west philippine sea”

^^ a sentence said with absolutely no irony at work and met with general murmurs of “well obviously”. why the fuck are Anglos so braindead about the rest of the world jesus christ

my area of science isn’t space, but yeah that is genuinely and unironically my life plan. Xi please

yeah this is the first general election i’ve been old enough to vote in. i didn’t realise just how fucking bleak it is