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Lerios [hy/hym]

Lerios@hexbear.net
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“she can’t think of two things at once (one thing at once is a struggle half the time)”

i cant fucking IMAGINE being able to talk about your own child like that. hope she kills him

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This is an image for the younger gen Z kids. The older half of us were raised in a much, much healthier way - by Something Awful, 4chan, and the general chat of various MMOs :big-cool:

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either that person is entirely unonline or terminally online. like, i spend 25 hrs a day on the internet but i would also be blank across the board, because neither al jazeera nor hexbear are on the list

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he blames me for not looking after my daughter

kill him

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also imagine how fucking sad you’d have to be to be posting wrecker shit on some random forum on christmas day :michael-laugh:

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everyones talking about roommates, which makes sense, but i’m more fucking jokerfied by the idea that cohabitting outside of wedlock has been banned again, but this time by capital :agony-shivering:

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none. you don’t need a date first to tell people about hexbear. the fact that you’re not just shouting about us on street corners is revisionary

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okay, i know the libs often accuse us of not having experienced “the real world” and saying we’ll grow out of socialism, but how can you possibly not hate landlords? like, genuinely do they still live with their parents? have they never had to deal with a landlord themselves? i’ve got two of them fucking me right now because i’m trying to move and holy shit its taking so much restraint not to say some tier shit

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okay, i know that people are hoping we get advertised so that we can get new comrades and/or some chuds to bully, BUT, has anyone considered:

suddenly, there is potential that we could see our boi pigpoopballs on the news :stalin-shining:

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