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Krem [he/him]

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this is useful information, remembering this for when i’m going back.

express used to switch between acceptable and unusable (and expensive), asdrill was recommended to me by obnoxious people so i never tried it (also expensive), and nord was completely unusable

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my friend served us normal, perfectly edible pizza, but it didn’t have body parts on it! what an asshole!

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dry spices:

  • sichuan pepper (for chinese food)
  • star anise (good background flavor for lots of asian stuff)
  • coriander seed (ground or whole, for different purposes)
  • turmeric (necessary for curries and makes stuff yellow)

herbs:

  • curry leaf (necessary for south indian food)
  • sawtooth coriander/culantro (more intense coriander. south east asian food, mexican food)
  • mint
  • thai basil
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Level 3 Heinlein take: Transition could have saved her

Isn’t the last third of stranger in a strange land just “imagine if i could telepathically jump into the head of the woman i’m having sex with and she would jump into my man-head, and we’d be having sex but i’d be the woman and she’d be the man, that would be very hot and we’d have world peace”

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I may have five billion doritos, but that doesn’t count because I haven’t dissolved them in liquid (this is called liquidating). so i’m actually dorito poor. yes, i may own several corn chip factories, but i work one million times harder smarter than the workers there, which is why i deserve this dorito and they don’t. what do i do when working? well, i mostly post jokes in poor taste on threads.com which i also own (i paid for it with corn chips)

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I lost several weeks of my life to a job to get money to get the television. There is no difference between defending the TV and defending my body.

The boss who stole weeks of your life is the real burglar in this scenario and you should be able to shoot him if necessary

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  • somewhat successful PUA doing the tinfoil cucumber thing from spinal tap
  • australian underwear model turned manosphere youtube podcaster
  • a scarecrow with a 1970s Dennis Hopper rubber mask
  • pakistan former finance minister
  • prince Feerd van Poxe-Snaxburg of Luxenstein (b. 2009)
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when the guy says “ting” and xiaopang’s ears pop up and his eyes twinkle

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Hungary should be red/grey because they’re the only central european country who know how to season food, but otherwise this is

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