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KnockYourSocksOff [none/use name]
Genuinely deranged people
Being a cop isn’t even in the top 10 most dangerous jobs. Yet most people don’t kill a stranger because they got mad
One theory is that they’re trying to lower employment. The fed and companies have been saying too many people are working. Forcing people to do something as insane as returning to an office when it has been proven that workers are as productive if not more productive at home means many will quit, saving you from being the bad guy who fires everyone
I wanna see Shaq and Barkley shooting AKs in the studio in between his commentary and predictions about Ukrainian soldiers
Italians make millions of dollars off foreigners gazing at statues of an emperor’s penis, but a mermaid’s asscrack is too provocative.
Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Try ratio’ing me now, you stupid fuckin’ bastard!
The only people I know who like their jobs are weapon contractors and tech people. My sister went into the medical field because she had a passion for helping underserved communities. 4 years later, she says she wants to go back to school for CS and get a WFH job because she hates Americans and the American health care system lol