InevitableSwing [none/use name]

The Cringe Crew

How about The Cringeyz?

“She sells she shells she shells she shells she sh-knows what it’s like to be dead?”

What is this novelty pack of like 6 tictacs?

Yes. They’re tiny little packs of tic tacs for “travel” and those little packs come in a bigger pack. Only place I’ve ever seen them is a Duty Free shop at the Canadian border

https://subium.com/profile/numb.comfortab.ly/post/3kzpvb3wkwc2z

I wondered what Bluesky libs had to say. Many recent posts have zero likes. The only highly upvoted stuff is by notable libs.

https://subium.com/profile/nycsouthpaw.bsky.social/post/3kzneq6jy7z24

This exchange is typical…

I wonder if the President will pardon his son before he leaves office (maybe the last day).

‪>> He fucking should

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From another thread…

Is Hunter Biden President of the United States? I didn’t think so.

Emphasis mine.

This case is separate from one he’s facing in Monroe County. He was arrested in March 2023, accused of exposing himself to a minor and acting in a lewd manner over a video chat. He was suspended from the force without pay and later resigned. A spokesperson from the Monroe County District Attorney’s Office says a court date has not yet been set.

Months later, he was charged in Ontario County with first-degree rape and forcible touching.

Here’s a 9 second video I’m sharing for no reason at all - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q

Detroit judge scolds teen during court field trip, places her in jail uniform - YouTube

What a vile guy.

Breaking news from the future

The Supreme Court decided in a surprising 6-3 majority ruling that if you have a Disney+ subscription - your children are in effect Disney property and can be assigned to DisneyMining or DisneyToxicWasteDisposal at any time."

For any other campaign this would be an PR embarrassment due to the optics. Also - people might get fired. But I love how Trump does whatever he wants without any planning and if there’s a fuckup - it doesn’t even matter. He’s on to the next “no planning” fuckup.

I thought it was immensely sad how media outlets asked “Why did Trump choose Vance?” and had entire articles answering the question. It’s always the same answer to such questions. There’s no planning or thought or consideration. Trump is massively stupid, foolish, and impulsive and he sometimes does what last person who whispered in his ear suggested.

It is not the plane nicknamed the “Lolita Express” which Epstein replaced around 2017. The Lolita plane has since been destroyed.