chuckling to myself as I look at the row of 50 different out-of-stock chip options because at least i’m not in communist cuba where the shelves are well-stocked with only a single brand

KKKhamas rejects the “bridging proposal” put forward by the U.S.

Wow how could the evil terrorist organization reject such a fair proposal? All it would have required of them was accepting permanent control of the Egypt-Gaza border by the IDF and having the rest of Gaza indefinitely bisected by an occupied corridor that would definitely not become a permanent occupation that prevents movement between the north and south of Gaza

google maps says the Domino’s closest to the Pentagon is currently “Busier than usual”

Volodomyr Z

good news everyone! the sole person responsible for inviting and praising the nazi has resigned. Now please move on and stop talking about this there’s nothing else that needs to be done.

Now that Iran actually retaliated, western media is now running alternating articles that say Israel is preparing to immediately strike Iran and that Israel is actually not going to do anything further. This makes the week-to-decade conversion rate very unstable for now.

Iran signals it will limit response to Israel attack to avoid escalation

Incredible how responding to an attack on your consulate and the assassination of a senior official is painted as a serious escalation but the actual incident is just cool and good de-escalation and part of the Rules-Based Order^tm

Pentagon domino’s suggests we are in for a busy week

this is really a perfect representation of the way American presidential elections work. Promise to give people something they want, then actively dodge delivering on the promise and then have an army of commentators talk about how the promise was taken out of context after the fact.

brigading is when you click on threads that appear on your front page