Dude, my meaning was plain as fucking day. You are never going to get me to confess to a crime I did not commit. I’m sorry you are realizing for the first time that teenagers have sex but that is not my problem. Goodbye.

Yeah, if I ever did that, it would be a problem, wouldn’t it? Let me ask you something, what problem do you think you have solved right now?

Do not presume to speak on my behalf, you fucking suck at it. I’m taking my dog for a walk, I’ve said my piece. Fuck you twice.

I was a victim of child sexual abuse myself, and you’re right about that part, I’ll gladly take this type of hyper-vigilance against the alternative of silence. What I will not do is allow you to impute the most vile motives to me for basically no god damned good reason. I have given you no reason to think I am trying to prey on this person. None. Did you think you could say that about me and I would just have no answer? Fuck you, there is no L for me to take.

You are going to continue twisting this into something it is not, aren’t you? Fucking OP was the furthest goddamn thing from my mind. That never even occurred to me until you brought it up. I told someone to live life to the fullest becaus the god damned world is ending and now I’m defending myself against pedo accusations? I’m not playing this stupid fucking game with you. Report me to the authorities if you think it’s that big of a fucking problem.

Excuse me, last I checked we were talking about climate apocalypse and how to face life when the world is ending, I never said I was going to fuck anybody in this thread. I think they should smoke a joint too, is that a problem for you as well?

Fuck off with this shit, they can remember it when they’re older.

Russiagate is such a fucking plain-as-day op, how the fuck do people not see this. What other country in the world would let their intelligence services dictate the terms of their domestic elections. Why does fucking nobody question this?

I know this post isn’t getting a lot of response but just FYI I love reading stuff like this, please keep posting it.