i saw a twitter thread on this and IT’S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. he used whatever social media pull he still had to create a startup for coffee sales or some shit.

i used to work finishing hardwood flooring. i had a couple of warts on my right hand for YEARS. after a few weeks of getting polyurethane on them they died off and never came back.

the bit in the redlettermedia episode where mike is counting the amount of producers in an episode of Discovery is mind blowing

my personal favorite is whenever the dems have a majority a group of conservatives sprout up in the ranks of the party to vote down laws with any degree of progressive policy

everytime I’m reminded it’s still not out I get a sad

dont forgot killing a quarter of the population and razing all of the infrastructure.

yeah it’s cool but I want one

its not real :(

thanks robot

all i need is a knife tho