I choose to return to the sea

If the lead design is left twitter, it is only a matter of time until we have a struggle session over a horrendously bad take

The ‘are you allowed to still play Fallout NV?’ fight will have lasting consequences

Do you walk into the ocean, or are you pulled in by a riptide?

I’m old enough to remember the struggle session where main go to renamed to main

Joe Rogan bit where he’s impressed by the athleticism of the Long March

Every Good-Bad poster will be banned.

This is not a bug, but a feature. Posters are waves washing on the shore and receding.

We all return to the ocean, eventually

The shitposts are too shit

Flying too close to the shit sun

His main job is programming self driving cars.

This feels like a bit. It’s real but it feels like a bit

Robert DeNiro vs Trump

We are all redditors. We can hate reddit all we want but, like being born in Ohio, you can never truly leave it behind