99 degrees today and 56 percent humidity, can’t wait to see if they really fixed that AC at work or not. I have to grill shit ughhhh

can’t believe i’m the first person to call him that

Ah fuck you i just posted this joke before reading this comment

the candidate who survives gets to run the country for as long as they can keep dodging bullets

I mean that’s how it is now, but they cheat by having the secret service do all the work for them

that global warming could make a lot more of the country liveable?

Global warming was melting roads in Canada like 2 years ago

Omgv yes please i want to freeze to death instead of sweat

Going for a civility victory

this motherfucker just wants the secret of minty fresh balls to die with him

about (a slight exaggeration) 27 grandkids

yeah I was already thinking that sherry wine would be good in a pot pie, it’s a really similar thing, just with sherry and mushrooms and different vegetables it seems like