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Yeah I really don’t agree with this thread and i don’t like the language discourse prescribing to others how I should be referred to. OP prefers “autist,” I prefer the exact opposite. I can’t relate to wanting my identity to be defined by autism rather than be referred to as a person who experiences it.

Can’t wait to be called an asshole in the future because i disagree with others telling me how to speak, especially in reference to something that affects me directly

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He would absolutely start nuclear war

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Last night i emptied out the deep fryer at work and had a mild panic when i couldn’t find any more fryer oil. The chef told me where he put it and lol it’s “creamy” fryer oil and it looks like cum, lmao. If the other cooks don’t know about it I can only imagine what they’re thinking r/n as they stare at a fryer filled with it

Idk why you’d ever want opaque, “creamy” deep fryer oil

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Isn’t alaindelon a wizard in the Shannara Chronicles

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i feel like if I were a lawyer and i were confident about the prospects of the case I would feel comfortable being paid contingent on success, out of the winnings from the case, but idk, I guess I’m not a lawyer. Hopefully you get what you can

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honestly if Nurgle were real i’d give Nurgleism a serious consideration. Yeah you’re eaten to death by millions of the most pestilent plagues imaginable, literally rotten in every aspect of body and being, BUT

It doesn’t kill you and it doesn’t hurt and Nurgle seems like a p. good guy when you don’t factor in the ever spreading hellplague

Like Grandfather Nurgle seems like a kinder god than the Abrahamic one, imo

(P.s. I really like characters like Nurgle, like he’s evil but he’s not at the same time, idk, it’s a bit more complex than if he just wanted to kill everyone with disease and that makes it interesting.

Same reason I like Stagnate, the God of Undeath in the anime The Faraway Paladin, like, she’s “evil” because everything she does perverts the very fabric of reality by upending the natural cycle of life and death, but she’s doing what she does because she genuinely cares for people, especially heroes, and wants to both give the opportunity to defy an unjust death as well as preserve the thing she finds most beautiful- a truly heroic soul. LOVE IT.)

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Aw man :/

well, I’m glad it was just a close call. I hope it’s led to the time you still have together being extra special

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DMing people is gross and weird hexbear equivalent of a phone call, no thanks, I’d rather post my shit in public like god intended

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this anime really went and named a guy “Snape Resurrect”

also “Rick Gladiator” lol

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