That boss wears those deliberately and jokes about suffering from Long Trouser Syndrome (LTS) and that he really likes having LTS versus shorter attire.

One man’s nightmare is another man’s dream.

It is used to safely and securely store your copy of the Gadsby novel.

Or “Tunnel Enthusiast”

They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.

I would be less worried about being on the receiving end of a Nelson “Ha Ha” from the entire IT world, and more worried that Microsoft will ban the side load pattern into the kernel area CrowdStrike depends on for updating their software but also the potential of a major exploit through their software. They have essentially recreated a similar pattern that had Microsoft introduce DEP but for the Kernel. There would be individuals and groups now trying to work out how to exploit knowing there are at least 8 million machines vulnerable and access to the kernel became slightly easier. Hopefully they at least have some cryptographic protection on code that is side loaded so someone can’t just dump a file in the right location.

This Isn’t A Joke. Matt Walsh ACTUALLY Thinks He’s Good At Political Commentary

Later that evening at the local tavern.

“So then when it fails for the third time, he drinks a cup of acid, tips his hat to the crowd, and then collapses.”

“Haha! That’s gold!”

The tavern falls silent.

Does a bear twit in the woods?

A phart, as opposed to a fart, is the passing of wind post consumption of a spicy meal where the acidity levels felt on exit are less than 7 ph.