It’s a good (bad?) thing something like this doesn’t happen in my neighborhood because I could not stop myself from practically throwing a “We told you so” type parade.

Being a :PIGPOOPBALLS: is so much icing too

Goddamn, babies with teeth is nightmarish

Oh also, embryos definitely never have teeth, that’s kind of why it’s called the “teething” phase

Can we have a struggle session to determine if a snake emoji is more misogynistic than a wind emoji is anti-semitic (like a snake emoji is 75% misogynist but a wind emoji is 80% anti-semitic so it wins the No Growth, Sweaty duel)

“Chinese-style surveillance”

As opposed to the totally normal post-patriot act American surveillance

Solution: create a thousand (+1 now) currencies all in an attempt to replicate the first currency that was backed by nothing in the first place, used for drugs and trafficking

"They will forgive debt "

Oh no, looks you ran out of Freedom CreditsTM! We can offer you this one time exception, after completion of a ONE MONTH mandatory service obligation!

Babies: Assad must go

I think this is Accelerationism-lite. I go back and forth from “Haha this sucks, but atleast now everything getting worse won’t be so boring”

“We collected lots of valuable data when everyone said it ‘looked like fucking shit’”

R I P Holden :sadness: Why did aussies get to have the good shit