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Imagine, if you will, a beautiful tropical island. The sun is shining, there’s a warm breeze that smells faintly of coconuts, and the sound of the surf breaking against the shore is steady and gentle. All over the white sand beach are hundreds, thousands, maybe millions, of little reddish-orange crabs. Crabs on rocks, crabs on logs, crabs just about everywhere you look. And they are all dancing.

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70 crabs for his death-day shit cake.

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Truly the gift that keeps on giving, because every year from now on you get to celebrate your birthday and Rush Limbaugh dying πŸ€—

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I’m fuckin changing my birthday if that happens

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Happy birfday bb

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Happy birthday! What a great gift from the universe!

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Happy Birthday!!! :cat-trans: :cat-trans: :cat-trans:

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Happy birthday πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY :af-heart:

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You blessed!

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Happy birthday! :stalin-heart:

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Happy Birthday! You’re awesome!

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Happy birthday!!!
What an awesome present hahaha

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Claims to be pro-life. Yet dies anyway

:hexcrab-party:

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Hates public services. Becomes a public toilet.

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A gender neutral public toilet, even better.

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For anyone getting shit about this, respond with this.

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Can we bring him back to life just to kill him again and do that for infinity. But every time death gets worse.

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