Failed assassination attempt on Biden, but he dies because a secret service agent pushes him down too hard and hits his head on the floor
13 points
52 points
Nuclear exchange. Confirmed contact with extraterrestrials. McRib is back.
48 points
The McRib is back
But it’s the McPlant now and its vegan
The death toll from the McRiots reaches the triple digits 😞
9 points
39 points
Biden’s getting shot tomorrow and dying, 100%
39 points
Israel invades Lebanon.
Hezbollah bloodies their nose.
Israel bombs the shit out of Beirut in response.
Iran, Syria, and the Iraqi PMU’s invade and it all devolves into world war 3.
37 points
some other guy shoots trump again, but its in his other ear
