Scientists + people who would like a not-shit planet: “we gotta move on from oil and coal.”

USA: “uh yeah sure. We’re working on that, even though it’s fake and also… too hard. Hmm. Maybe we just won’t.”

China: “hey we’ve increased capacity to produce solar panels and they’re so good now that a lot of energy needs could easily be met…”

Oil: “woah woah woah. Fake. Fake fake. Cloudy day?”

Biden: " immediately clears throat into mic uh. Today. T-today. I told. President Xi. I told. Look, China has solar and. We need solar. But we need oil! Well, anyway. I told him, I said. The batteries on these electric cars. They use resources and China is, well, I shouldn’t say. Anyway. Tariffs, folks! By the way!.."