The most vegan way to make burgers is to use the dog meat from the PETA pet snatching operations. Allow me to demonstrate with this checklist

• humanely raised meat ✅
• Supports baby steps, flexitarians, and carnists with a guilty conscience ✅
• Avoids food waste (let’s be honest PETA could definitely find efficiencies, I mean my neighbours still have living pets smh my head) ✅
• Involves PETA ✅

Anyway I’m off to work at my uncles dog farm. Keen to hear your thoughts!