They do could a series of hip hop videos called “Trump 'n Hunter”.
I’m imagining it’s dark at a yuge mansion and there’s lots and lots of dry ice mist. They drive up in a one million dollar supercar and Trump comes out in a black suit, white shirt, black necktie, and he’s got big Gucci shades on. Hunter is also wearing a suit and tie but not as nice and his shades are smaller.
None of these losers
Burgum? Never even heard of this dork. Incumbent Governor of North Dakota. He started his career as a McKinsey consultant. Republican Pete Buttedgeedge. Low energy.
J.D. Vance? Ivy League Eminem? Really? Come the fuck on.
Little Marco? It would technically be funny, but no comedy bit is remembered for being technically funny.
In reality, Trump will pick someone boring as a prophylactic against being couped. That was the whole idea behine Mike Pence. Dude had about as much verve as a cool glass of prune juice.
The funniest (in a shambolic and horrifying sense) choice would be Vince McMahon. They do have a long personal connection.
I want it so badly please Mr President pick Santos
Why not? He is 35 and American born. Does his expulsion from Congress make him ineligible?
Rudy Giuliani
Hexbear does not lie…
“Everybody… Everybody… Do you wanna know who my VP pick is?” There is yelling and cheering. “Do you wanna?” The crowd is roaring. “You wanna - right? You wanna.” The noise is incredible. “He’s like a superhero. A superhero! C’mon out here Mr. Black Justice…”
