This is the reality we inhabit.

The person in charge of the United States’ empire, one of the most willfully destructive nations on Earth, is having his actions coded the way you would for a small child or household pet.

My “Big Boy” press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered in my “Big Boy” press conference.

I want a large adult son press conference

It means hes going to do a press conference without diapers

If the president can talk for the whole conference they will give him a treat