16 points
Ricotta stuffed shells. I have a really bad cold atm, squeeze me and some chunky white goo is going to come out of my head.
11 points
Lasagne - I got layers.
Orzo. I always tried to be like someone I’m not. Now I’m neither rice nor pasta.
6 points
Spaghetti, because Im lanky, and annoying to handle when Im cooked
5 points
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Linguine. You’re expecting some strong, has-it-together fettuccine, but instead I’m a plateful that can barely hold it together and is trying to play pretend at being one of the better pastas.
3 points
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