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Biden aids really worried about finding a new job so soon they’ve gotta keep abusing this elderly man by forcing him to stay at this job.

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Funniest timeline is democrats split the vote, but Biden wins by a razor thin margin. Both Trump and anti-Biden democrats claim election fraud. Trump voters do another useless January 6, but anti-Biden democrats also include military officers and generals which result in an actual coup to dispose Biden

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Listen mack I ain’t no dime store shimmy slack, I’m a, slick pompadour. I’ll wax the car right off your paint, fat. High octane drive-in theater four-door coup Deville. Remember root beer? Comes in barrels.

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Please god let them both die in the middle of a debate it’ll be so funny

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Imagine if a hardcore anti-Trump deep state lanyard nerd terrified of getting fired by Trump and replaced by a steaming bag of Pizza Ranch gravy finds the heart attack gun and takes care of the “Biden problem” on their own

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