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They were created as a CIA operation to terrorize the local Italian-American population into submission. They were used to mentally assault and bully Italian working people within the USA to make them comply to the will of the state.

Rollin’ around at the speed of sound

Got places to go, gotta VISIT TOTINOS

I love 'em, though I’ve discovered I like the Meijer brand ones even more. Their generic game goes kinda hard.

Now that I live in New York I interject into every pizza discussion that pizza rolls started in Minnesota. It’s one of my favorite snarky quips to bust out at the bar. The sarcastic folks love it, but every once in a while I get a rise out of someone.