it might as well be Henry Kissenger. what? you thought he was dead? the man’s a lich.

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If Kissinger was on the ticket you know we’d be getting browbeat to vote for him because he’s a more respectable statesman than Trump.

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slay king

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Juche Necromancy has brought him back, all hail the king.

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Jimmy Carter as his running mate. Could make for an interesting reality show actually. They could clash over things like the fact that one of them is technically still alive.

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That doesn’t narrow it down

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