There’s gotta be at least a cook between farm and table

What about salad? Checkmate, tankie.

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Salad does not grow on its own. Somebody’s gotta make it.

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It’s a farmer! The farmer makes the lettuce! That’s the farm!

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going to my new favorite farm-to-table restaurant, where they serve window boxes of salad plants, and you pick your own leaves

it’s Bring Your Own Dressing, of course, since dressing bottles are hard to grow

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Ya Eva had ham strait of da pig?

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Imagine putting a whole farm on a table where are you gonna find a table big enough

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Its just a really small farm on a really big table.

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“Farm-Diorama-To-Table”

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no, no, at a restaurant, you feed the animals, not yourself, of course the bunny is still alive when they raise the cloche

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What the fuck does farm to table even mean? All food comes from a farm, dumbass

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Turns out, salad comes from the balls.

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