“I know what we need to beat Donald Trump this time - The only person who ever lost to him”
I want this to happen just so clinton can fucking eat shit in front of the entire world again.
I had a theory she was making all these tone deaf antagonistic statements to kill the campaign and make sure she didn’t go down in history as thenonly person who.managed to lose to trump.
Jumping on the sinking ship to cement your legacy as the only person to lose to him TWICE would be incredible.
Trading in someone with 20% favorability for someone with 25% favorability is truly the shot in the arm the Biden campaign needs.
Get Hilldawg on that ticket, stat. Also I just found out stat is short for statim in that context, which is just Latin for “immediately.”
what the fuck that’s like a casual thing to say, how did a nerdlord get it into the common lexicon
There’s plenty of gratuitous Latin to go around, e.g: ie, etc.
There’s Latin gratuito plenitati to go around, exempli gratia: id est, et cetera.
*around arotundus
nah but when you’re i.e.-ing, et ceterin’ you know you’re being technical or formal. latin via french (plenty, round, gratuity) is a different category because it conforms to english grammar, it doesn’t signal literacy & culture you gotta do modern french for that
That would be peak USA to replace a black woman VP with a white woman and keep the white male Pres.
Hilary signing on to be Pres once Biden’s brain fully melts only for him to somehow stay alive another 4 years would be very funny
she signs on as VP and begins covering for Joe at various, tightly-scripted campaign appearances. the entire media apparatus comes together to insist all of us for her turn and during a live event, like an SNL appearance playing herself next to Kate McKinnon as her twin, when she is pumped full of B12 and medical grade amphetimines and pantomiming playing a duet on a piano, the curated crowd is glowing and chanting it’s love for her, some critical neuron cluster for inhibition depolarizes and she starts singing the N-word in dementia-powered ecstasy.
the control booth is too surprised and awestruck to dump out of it before the delay runs out, and a full 4 seconds of it hits the airwaves.
the newscycle tries to convince everyone that it was a russian deepfake hack and that it didn’t actually happen. but it did. and within 12 hours everyone with access to a screen has seen it.
The entire studio audience along with cast and crew of SNL are blacksited
i could see them all completely falling in line with instruction, except some third string writer who caught it on his phone and blew the conspiracy wide open as a guest on The Adam Friedland Show.
and then everyone on TAFS gets into a helicopter accident in Medford, NJ.
Where I come from
everybody dies in a helicopter crash.
Me and all my friends live a simple life
cookin’ to death in helicopter gas.
